Montages, Bees, and Oh Heavens No

Parkin is a superstar master five star chef or whatever it’s called! Woo!

Blue photo montage, go!

Blue-totally-cheesin'-it MONTAGE!

Blythe: Why does Blue get a montage?

Blythe…calm down, you’re gonna get face time too, plenty of it in fact.

Blythe: Kittens wearing party hats?? Really Aunt Afton?! You're craZEE! I cannot handle this.

Afton: What? You're insane too, Blythe...

Blythe refuses to believe she’s crazy. Wake up darling, you all are. It’s in the rules.

To prove they’re not normal, Blythe and Blue each rolled a want to go somewhere. So Asparagus drove his children to heir destination in his inherited police cruiser which is quite funny considering he’s a criminal. yeah.

Blue: Look sis, it’s the REAPA!
Blythe: I am not impressed.

Breckin: I'm cute.

Yes, you are and your sister thinks so too. She’s kind enough to rescue you from the highchair of doom.

The Blonde B's.

Sometimes they all behave and it surprises me.

Afton: I want to eat that salad. I'm going to eat that salad.

Blythe: Grandpa...what the? Dad!!

Blythe: Get Grandpa out of my bed. Thanks Daddy I loveyousomuch!
Asparagus: Okay, woah. You’re either insane or you need some serious sleep.

Hello Blythe's potential mate, please come home from school with her again soon. kaythnxbye!

The girls are pretty active, doing laundry…working out…

Not that Afton’s in the running for the B heir/heiress or anything, but it’s still cool.

Bambi: Your smile is so pretty Blythe!
Blythe: Aw thanks Mom!

Breckin: HEY, wait a minute!

Bambi: oops.

Breckin: *wiff* What is that terrible smell?

Breckin: Oh, it's Mom. And she's sitting with me. Great.

Breckin

Blythe: We even like the same color!!

Parkin: Oh heavens no!

The "Reapa": Parkin, I'm here to make you jump into your headstone. Are you ready?

And just like that, we lose our awesome founder at Breckin’s birthday part. Thank you Parkin for your 6 lovely A-named children and a great start to the Bloom Legacy. I’m sad that we lost your elfin ears at the beginning. You will be missed.

Afton: Breckin, can't you like clean something or something?

Aw, poor Breckin isn’t off to too great of a start as a child. And minutes later…

Breckin: This sucks.

–Time for a FAMILY PORTRAIT/UPDATE INTERRUPTION–

Aki has a baby boy.

Aloysius and Kate Bloom still have Peggy.

Breckin: There's pee running down my leg!

Blue: I wish...

Blue: Not what I wished!

Girl: holy pigtails.

Bambi: I'm sorry you kids got my chubby gene. -sob-

Blythe: It’s okay Mom, I don’t mind! Love you!
Bambi: Really? Aw, love you too dear.

And so we end this chapter…next chapter maybe we’ll vote.

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