The B’s are All Here

When we last left off (ages ago – sorry!), baby B number two was born and properly named Blue. Blythe was an adorable little toddler…just as she is now!

It didn’t seem like any of the Blooms were going to teach little Blythe any of her essential skills on their own so I made Asparagus do it and he didn’t seem to mind. Notice Mother Bambi in the background playing her guitar…it’s pretty much ALL she ever does!

Blythe was apparently inspired by her Mom to try her hand at music.

Blythe: It made a noise!

Parkin: Blue, you are indeed Blue.

Way to check Parkin, way to check.

Meanwhile, Afton (the youngest of the A’s) has taken to sitting on the toilet like it’s a chair. Mental Breakdown?

One great thing about couples is that they can us the restroom even when their partner is in there with them. Isn’t love grand? There’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Bambi: Bedroom?

I suspect Baby B #3 will soon be on it’s way! These two aren’t wasting any time.

Our elderly founder Parkin is quite the comedian…

Parkin: Ha! I put Blythe in Blue's crib! What now?? You know you could never be mad at me.

Grandma Blair to the rescue! I can’t believe she hadn’t made an appearance yet this chapter.

Blythe: Thanks for saving me from the red crib of doom Gwamma.

Oh Blythe, exaggerate much dear? You may be wondering why Blue wasn’t in his crib?  I think he was in Blythe’s, don’t know who put him there.

But ironically, Blythe happened to be sleeping in the “red crib of doom” on Blue’s birthday.

Blue

Parkin: I can't believe my youngest kid is still in high school.

Parkin: and I'm a grandpa! To two, soon to be four babies! Oh man I'm OLD!

Blythe: Divorce?

Time for some highchair pic-spam of baby Blue.

Ain’t he cute?

Maybe not.

Afton actually being friendly? She went home with the Wan-Goddard kid.

We interrupt the scheduled Afton programming to zoom over to…

Bambi: I'm having a BAY-BEEEE!

WHAT?! Hahaha, sorry folks. I’m trying to squeeze more into the chapters!

Know this: I cannot tell Bambi to go anywhere – I cannot control anyone accept Asparagus. So naturally I thought she’d be having another unassisted, outdoor birth.

So uh, where are you going Bambi?

Bambi: I'm walking to the hospital, duh. This kid isn't popping out on the sidewalk.

Bambi: Creepy, unrelated twin alert! Oh, this one's name is Breckin. He's not blue.

Breckin is an insane couch potato and tan like his mother. Blue is an insane genius…don’t think I’d mentioned that. Our other insane genius has taken a liking to the little genius.

Afton: No need to be scared little man.

The first time someone’s read to a toddler autonomously! Woo!

I forgot about Blythe’s birthday…so no cake for her.

Asparagus unfortunately never got around to finishing her skilling, so she had the athletic trait locked in. That’s not a bad trait at all! I could think of much worse ones to have locked in. Anywho, there she is. I can’t tell who she looks like…

Time for another forgotten birthday!

Afton - insane, genius, ambitious, friendly, family oriented. LTW: Surgeon

I think I may keep Afton around for awhile, I like her and she’s very helpful around the house when she’s not having mental breakdowns.

Blythe: Call the police! I need to shower and Grandma is taking forever!

Ah yes, Blythe has quite the personality. Notice the look Grandpa Parkin is giving her and the look Bambi is giving him. Totally made me laugh.

I thought Bambi and Blythe would be great mother-daughter friends like Blair and Afton, because they’re always interacting. BUT it always seems to end like this:

Bambi: ..I just mess up didn't I?

Bambi always seems to take a wrong turn in the conversations with her daughter.
But she does feel guilty about it.

Bambi: I won't mess up with you little Breckin.

Blythe: I love you Aunt Afton!

It seems like everyone else in the fam likes Blythe.

Blythe: I'm a good girl.

Blythe: Grandma, did you know Daddy's a bad guy? You should know since you're a cop.

Parkin even chose to tell her about his promotion.

Blythe: Way to go Gramps *thumbs up/wink combo*

Can you say adorable?!

Parkin is either trying to be naughty or losing his mind due to old age…I can’t decide. But he’s still the privileged  adult who gets to take Breckin to his birthday cake.

Breckin: Hello world! I'm blonde and tan...like a surfer!

I’m still not convinced that Blythe is an angel…

Blythe: If I can just sneak around Grandma..I can successfully steal this cake...

CAUGHT!

Blythe: I was only kidding...

That is where we end this chapter. True to the title, the B’s are all here so get ready to choose your fave. Don’t worry though, I’ll be sure to shine a spotlight on each of them to help you choose.

Oh! Here’s grandchild number four:

Aloysius & Kate's Daughter

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