Oh Teddy, You’re Cute

Blair: I've still got it!

That you do Blair, you’re as darling as ever.

With that I’d like to welcome you back to this Insanity Challenge/Legacy of sorts…there was a hard drive malfunction leading me to believe I’d lost everything. But we’re back and it’s Gen A baby!

Blair is becoming rather grumpy in her elderly age. Is that the right word?

Blair: Bambi, why are you gallivanting about in your intimates? Are you some kind of floozy? I surely hope that my son didn't marry a hussie.

Bambi: Ugh, old people.

Aki seems amused by the bickering going on behind him. You don’t mind Bambi and her underwear do you, Aki? ha.

Bambi: I put some clothes on and now-oh hey Afton!

Bambi: ...she couldn't just walk through this door?

Aww leave her alone Bambi, she looks pretty embarrassed.

VOMIT

That’s pretty embarrassing too I suppose. After cleaning up, Bambi made her way to the giant living area and started playing the guitar.

Okay, so I was super stoked when someone played the guitar for the first time…but now it seems like someone is always playing. And you know what? Everyone stops what they’re doing to go watch! Irritating!

Ari happened to be home at the time and I’m pretty sure he’s secretly in love with Bambi even though their relationship barely registers on the meter. He’s her biggest fan. And that’s why he’s got to get a day job…

Ari: Very nice, I do enjoy playing chess and gardening.

Back at the house, Afton cleaned herself up after her accident but was taking awhile so Blair decided to check on her.

Afton: Oh, Mom wants to know why you called me and not her?

A view of the friendly neighbor with the fence that Afton thinks is so ugly:

Yep, its Aloysius! You can see Blair and Afton (her new fave) playing catch in the adjoining yard. Yep. It was a fitness-y evening over there.

Parkin ran in his formal wear and Asparagus began training his Mum.

Blair: Something feels like its going to snap/burst/squirt!

I guess that’s what you get for starting your athletic skillbuilding when you’re an elder? She needs body points for her job now so this way I could properly have her acquire them.

Bambi: HEY! That's why I threw up!!

Parkin, aren’t you super happy that you’re going to be a Grandpa?? It’ll be oh so fun.

Early the next morning…

Blair enjoys some mac and cheese for breakfast while Afton waits for the school bus.

Afton: OH MY GAWD! I am SO excited! Did you hear? I'm going to be an aunt!

Afton: Hi, was I yelling?

Blair: -gulp- I'm going to be a grandma?

Ari heard the news later…when he woke up. He had a long night of standing around by the science facility after he was hired and didn’t come home until he wanted his bed. Sorry.

Anyway, he seems to be having sympathy pains because I have no freaking idea why he was throwing up. I don’t think he ate anything that was rotten.

And then he tended the apple trees, lovely boy!

A super thing about this house is that Asparagus just runs along a sidewalk for a bit to get to work at the “abandoned” warehouse. Some flashing lights in the distance caught my eye so I zoomed in and…

No! I didn’t want  Asparagus to go sit in a jail cell for a day so I had him leave work. The police officer then walked right by him and into the building. She didn’t stay long and soon came out, got in her car, and drove away. Naturally I thought it was safe for Asparagus to go back in, right? Wrong! He was arrested by an invisible force as soon as he entered the warehouse. rawr.

Bambi: -coughsplutter-he's almost naked!

Not quite darling, not even close. Keep your eyes off Aki and on your husband.

Bambi: Where'd he go? Ugh, and when did Mr. Bloom become not hot?

It’s called aging, Bambi. You’ll get old one day too. She has so much to learn, like when to go and take a shower. le sigh.

Meanwhile, our friendly Afton went home with Sterling Bachelor after school. Apparently he wasn’t that interested in hanging out with her though because he immediately left the house, leaving Afton no choice but to watch a TV for the first time ever.

Sterling's little sister/Bella's daughter: Who are you and why are you here?

Aki throws like a girl!

Ari knew it was his last day living at home. See evidence below:

Ari: You don't want to move me out, do you? I'm awesome.

He is proving to be pretty awesome – this was the first time his party animal trait ever showed itself. I have a hunch that story progression will be nice to him though so I moved him out after his dance with Blair.

Afton: Mom said I had to bring a quote unquote friend home. -eye roll-

It’s confirmed: friendly sims aren’t necessarily friendly. Why don’t you have any friends outside of your family, Afton??

We’ll try Aki’s hand at befriending-dom. A new girlie moved into town so Asparagus decided to take his brother with him to welcome her.

Sugar: I don't even care that he's not talking to me. -swoon-

She’s super cute, right? I made her in CAS for another game awhile back, but thought they’d be a great match. Asparagus went home and they started autonomously talking. Yay!

Ahaha. She may look freaked out by Aki’s crazy ramblings but she’s just pretending. She’s insane too, it’s perfect! My plans are to invite her over a couple times and try to get them at friend status…and then move him into her house. Maybe by doing that I can force some story progression babies to happen? Who knows, its worth a shot.

He left to go home because he was sleepy.

Aki: Why on earth is she screaming? I just wanted to go to bed.

Asparagus: Dad! What do I do?!

Yes, Bambi went into labor and the older set of twins was visiting. She and Aki made eyes at each other.

Parkin: Boys, stop it. She's just having the baby. Asparagus, take your wife to the hospital.

Good thing Parkin remained calm having been through four labors with Blair.

Aloysius: Hey Dad, mind if I join you?

Parkin: Eh, I think I’m done.

Seriously, he stopped playing chess and went in to bed. Sad.

But here’s something happy!

Bambi gave birth to a baby girl named Blythe. Her favorite color is violet just like her Daddy and I think she might have her Mommy’s purple eyes. Get ready for a house full of purple and violet!

Asparagus: I wanted a boy.

Asparagus: Hey! She kind of looks like me!

I don’t think we can really tell yet, but she is definitely blue.

Blythe: That's not my daddy!

Little Blythe is quite popular in the Bloom household, it seems like everyone wants to take care of her.

Bambi though…well she pretty much just plays the guitar.

Aki: Lookit I can be cute too!

Wow, this is the first time that anyone has pulled a bear out of their inventory. Seriously, they all have one. Think he wants to stay in the house? But what about Sugar? and story progression Aki babies? Hmmm…

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