The Insanity Begins

So we left off last time with some hearts fluttering onto the bed. Curious to see what the outcome is?

Blair is preggers and once again cooking a meal for breakfast! Yay! I absolutely love that she does that. If only she was make pancakes using the watermelons that the fridge is stocked with then we could get the girl that she, Parkin and I all want. Make watermelon pancakes Blair!

Before she gave birth to any additional Blooms we had a birthday party for little Asparagus. As always, people that were not invited show up and that kind of bugs me. I think it bugs Parkin too. (see the watermelon pancakes on the counter!)

Zelda Mae: AHAHAhahaa! You guys are BLUE!!

With Zelda and her dirty plate now out of the shot, I think she went to wash it (?), it’s time for the birthday tunage.

Asparagus

I think that Asparagus is soo cute! He has his Dad’s skintone and hair coloring, someone’s dark blue eyes, Mom’s think lips and his favorite color is violet.

And very very soon we’ll see what Asparagus’s little brothers look like because Blair just gave birth to twin boys! We named them Avery and Aloysius to stay with the ‘A’ theme and the latter is pronounced AL-OH-ISH-US. You didn’t eat enough pancakes Blair.

Blair is such an autonomously good Mommy, Parkin and I totally trust her to stay home alone with the little ones why he goes to work. Asparagus is still getting lots of love from both his parents even with the twin-pack of needy crying babies in the house.

Since Blair is still on maternity leave and Parkin’s LTW is to raise 5 kiddos, I decided to immediately try for another. Sometimes Blair rejects our handsome founder though…

Blair: Are you flippin crazy? No more babies. No.

But sometimes she doesn’t! Now she really better eat those watermelon pancakes!

I think I’m crazy..4 or 5 babies/toddlers at once? I must be crazy.. Parkin sometimes randomly does this:

I know dude! I feel the same way! How about if I call over some help to take care of the little ones so that you can have some fun, eat some food, maybe even shower?

Granny Susan to the rescue!  My plan seems to be working, Grandma takes care of the crying twins and Parkin teaches Asparagus how to walk and Blair…wait, where’s Blair?

Oh there she is right next to all the action but off in her own little world.

She needed to have some fun! Healthy pregnancies are very important.

I lub wockets too!

Nothing too exciting happened to we’ll fast forward until the twin’s birthday party where Blair is still pregnant with baby #4.

This house is filthy, it’s so gross. One of these kids is getting the neat trait for sure.

Aloysius

Aloysius has his Daddy’s hair color and someone’s green eyes, maybe they’re Blair’s? I don’t know I keep forgetting to check what eye color she has. He looks a lot like her though.

Avery

And Avery grows up with a full head of Mommy’s blonde hair! and the same dark blue eyes as his older brother Asparagus.

Will Parkin and Blair be able to handle 3 toddlers plus the birth of another baby (or babies)? I’m a little scared.. what on earth did I do?

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